Best way to show a girl you're serious

Results of a post by my good friend : tangledweb

3% 5 Votes: Dress up like a Chippendale and show off that beer gut. I'm too sexy for my shirt...
3% 5 Votes: Send references. No, wait...scratch that, bad idea.
3% 5 Votes: FTD.com, for that personal touch.
4% 6 Votes: Tell her of that dream where she was naked and twisted like a pretzel.
4% 6 Votes: E-mail her that picture of you naked and drunk that one time in the woods...
12% 18 Votes: Stand outside her door and play sappy 80s love songs a la Air Supply
14% 22 Votes: Give her a puppy. When your roommate asks what happened to his dog, claim ignorance.
14% 22 Votes: Write bad poetry. I mean, your poetry is pretty lousy anyway.
14% 21 Votes: Have her meet your insane mother. Because at that point, you KNOW you've lost it.
28% 42 Votes: Actually take time to leave the toilet seat down.